Emperor of Earth™ decree

It’s been a while since one of these.  I think this is the first one since the site’s major overhaul so let’s go over the ground rules for those that haven’t been keeping up…

I will develop a nefarious plan, I will control the planet.  I will rule from the shadows, exerting force only when something requires my attention or when something becomes a nuisance to me personally.  I am infallible and can never be overthrown or over-ruled.  I can (and often will) change my mind, change a rule and deny ever having been wrong.  I will however, create a cabinet of advisers that can suggest rules and changes.

So now that we have established that I am playing in my own imaginary universe, let’s play.

Additions to the list of people to be… punished:

• People that call their waiter by their first name.
• People that have a menagerie of stuffed animals in their cars.
• People that acknowledge the difference between a Trekker and a Trekkie.

Additions to the list of people to be rewarded:

• Jeopardy contestants that intentionally use the wrong interrogative pronoun when answering in the form of a question.  Such as, “When is George Washington?” and “Why is the Golden Gate Bridge?”
• Scientists that are excited and happy about the new possibilities when their theories are proven to be wrong.

Openings in the EOE™ administration:

• People that ponder if it is possible to hit a target in the past by firing a bullet through a time machine.
• People that apply “The Bible/Torah Code” to other works such as The Wizard of Oz, Curious George or Hustler magazine.