My mind is wandering without me this time. I’m driving along, Rollins is on the iPod. Sonny Rollins this time, not Henry. I don’t remember getting on I-10 but I guess that’s OK because that’s where I’m going… Just play jazz man, play.
I am losing all my preconceived notions of time. [...]
The Second 10 Commands
(and other various trespasses)
PC POLICE
Notice earlier I used the word “cripple”? Ohh man, some people want to censor that. It’s not cripple, it’s “handicapped” or even worse, “handicapable”. Fuck these people. I’m tired of having to change my language simply because a special interest group successfully lobbied for a cooler [...]
The First 10 Commands
(and other various trespasses)
EXTRA “E”s
A tax is hereby levied on unnecessary usage of the letter “e”. This tax is only enforceable when the offending “e” is used in the English language (British AND American versions). That is, until I learn any other language enough to discover some new offensive letters.
Examples include: [...]
Sitting here in the waiting room.
Hospitals always remind me of the time we visited my Nana when I was young, 8? 9 or 10? Maybe younger, probably older. I don’t remember why she was in the hospital, but we were all there to visit her so I guess it was pretty [...]