Not only am I unable to say no to her mother, Becca just found out that I can’t say no to her either. There are three strange dogs in my garage right now and I know that they’ll chew up something or crap on everything. These young pups have been strolling the neighborhood all m0rning [...]
Not feeling the canned response this morning and I’m not sure how safe it is to share where I’m at in my head. It seems everything I write these last few days looks like a suicide note. It’s gotten to the point where I’m afraid to go to sleep because if I die in my [...]
Shitty Christmas song parodies and covers. Not every dink with a USB microphone needs to record their own versions of Christmas carols, most often consisting of the nasally voice of this frog-spawn reject singing their mediocre creation over top of the regular recording accompanied by some hissing background noise and someone popping the mic. There [...]
Well I couldn’t just continue to be a sarcastic dickhead without acknowledging the good times we’ve experienced this week. We kind of stayed in our own little hole this season because we’re broke. We thought we’d avoid the embarrassment of not having gifts for everyone by just staying home and not putting ourselves in a [...]
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